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Belly Laughs has 14803 ratings and 1984 reviews. Write this book a million times better and being bitter that Jenny McCarthy can write, publish, and This book. Jan 13, 2018 - Not Jenny McCarthy!In Belly Laughs, the actress and new mother reveals the naked truth about the tremendous mood swings, the excruciating.
Find more information about: ISBN: 2281 OCLC Number: 759836592 Notes: Originally published: 2004. Description: 1 online resource (x, 165 pages) Contents: So you got knocked up? (getting pregnant) - Honey, your sperm really do work! (pregnancy test) - Barf-o-rama (morning sickness) - Niagara in my pants (vaginal discharge) - Psycho chick (hormonal rage) - Holy shit, I think I hard-boiled my baby! (taking hot baths) - Granny panties (letting go of the g-string) - I can either pee on you or you can get the hell out of my way! (frequent pee breaks) - Passing stonehenge (constipation) - Is it a penis or a vagina? (finding out the sex) - Can I have a mustard sandwich with pickles, anchovies, peanut butter, and a little cottage cheese?
Oh, and throw a few fish sticks on there! (cravings) - Where in the hell can I find a muumuu? (nothing to wear) - Freddy Kruger ain't got nothing on me! (dreams) - Is that an apple on your rectum, or are you happy to see me? (hemorrhoids) - Hi, porn star! (engorged breasts) - Ready and squeeze. Your kegels (an exercise for the vagina) - Well, it's not 1972 anymore!
(baby boomers explaining how it was in their day) - Did a sewer tank explode, or did you just fart? (gas) - Hands off, dude! (strangers touching your belly) - I can't see! I'm bleeding! I can't stand it! (weird and painful bits and pieces) - Www.ihavetostopbuyingbabyshit.com (on-line baby stores) - Is it hot in here or is it just me? It's just me (hot flashes and fainting spells) - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooooooohhhhhhh!
I'll take another one of those please! (orgasms in pregnancy) - The crying game (hormonal blues) - So, anyway, like I was saying. Wait, what was I saying? (wandering mind) - Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest pregnant lady of them all? Clearly not you, lady!
(face acne and rashes) - It's a bird! It's a plane!! No, it's a really swollen pregnant lady!
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(water retention) - The McRib sandwich (back pain) - Headaches (headaches. Duh) - That ain't my ass! (cellulite gain) - No, not yet!
I'm not ready for this yet! (premature labor) - Poopin' on the table (the dark side of delivery) - The blue twinkies (your swollen vagina) - Die, model bitch, die! (hating skinny people - Ooooh! I think I felt the baby move.
Or maybe it's just gas (baby kicks) - Organizing freak (your nesting instinct) - Breathing for dummies (Lamaze) - What the fu.k are these? (stretch marks) - I just need to lie down for, like, five minutes. Okay, maybe three months (sleepiness) - Pig in the pasture (sex in the ninth month) - The moment of truth (labor and delivery) - Let me repeat (husband no no's).
Responsibility: Jenny McCarthy. More information:. Abstract. 'This girl is funny.If you need a good laugh, then pick this one up.' -Times Herald Record 'Prepare yourself for more than a few laugh-out-loud moments when Jenny serves up the insights you rarely read about.' -eDiets.com 'Hilarious.' -Playboy 'Frank and humorous.'
-Miami Herald 'Brutally honest and funny in a way the other pregnancy books wouldn't dare.' -Carolina Parent 'A no-holds-barred account.Ideal for anyone who is pregnant, plans to become pregnant or has ever been pregnant.' -Los Angeles Family 'A book for the expectant mother who needs a few moments of frivolity.' -Hudson Valley News 'Jam packed with side splitting stories.The cool part about the book is that it doesn't really matter if you have 1 kid or 10 or if you're a guy or a girl. McCarthy's book has a little something for everyone.Graphic yet hysterical stories.A fun quick read that both you and your significant other can enjoy.' -MediaMikes.com 'One of the most honest, funny accounts I've read of pregnancy to date.'
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Author: Jenny McCarthy ISBN: 680 Genre: Family & Relationships File Size: 61.10 MB Format: PDF, ePub, Docs Download: 718 Read: 1142 THE RUNAWAY NATIONAL BESTSELLER Revealing the naked truth about the tremendous joys, the excruciating pains, and the inevitable disfigurement that go along with pregnancy, Jenny McCarthy tells you what you can really expect when you're expecting! From morning sickness and hormonal rage, to hemorrhoids, granny panties, pregnant sex, and the torture and sweet relief that is delivery, Belly Laughs is must-read comic relief for anyone who is pregnant, has ever been pregnant, is trying to get pregnant, or, indeed, has ever been born! Category: Family & Relationships. Author: Jenny McCarthy ISBN: Genre: Family & Relationships File Size: 80.40 MB Format: PDF, Docs Download: 367 Read: 168 Oh, the joys of pregnancy! There's the gassiness, constipation, queasiness, and exhaustion, the forgetfulness, crankiness, and the constant worry. Of course, no woman is spared the discomforts and humiliations of pregnancy, but most are too polite to complain or too embarrassed to talk about them.
Not Jenny McCarthy! In the New York Times best-selling Belly Laughs, actress and new mother Jenny McCarthy reveals the naked truth about the tremendous joys, the excruciating pains, and the unseemly disfigurement that go along with pregnancy. Never shy, frequently crude, and always laugh-out-loud funny, McCarthy covers it all in the grittiest of girlfriend detail. From morning sickness and hormonal rage, to hemorrhoids, pregnant sex, and the torture and sweet relief that is delivery, Belly Laughs is must-read comic relief for anyone who is pregnant, who has ever been pregnant, is trying to get pregnant, or, indeed, has ever been born!
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Price ISBN: 951 Genre: Humor File Size: 29.21 MB Format: PDF, Mobi Download: 507 Read: 499 Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including.
One-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one—there are hundreds!” Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc—‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur.
Be careful.’” Belly Laughs is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.” Category: Humor. Author: Larry Katzman ISBN: 078 Genre: Humor File Size: 25.17 MB Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi Download: 427 Read: 1296 Laughter is the best medicine!
So you'll be in good hands with Nurse Nellie's Belly Laughs, a collection of 200 favorite cartoons from the Nellie Nifty, R. Series by Kaz the cartoonist. Nurse Nellie handles harried doctors, unruly patients and unexpected crises with equal aplomb and good humor.
Nellie was introduced in 1950 as a feature of Modern Medicine, and continued to appear for over fifty years, becoming a favorite of doctors and nurses worldwide. Category: Humor. Author: Roberta Cava ISBN: Genre: File Size: 70.20 MB Format: PDF, Mobi Download: 127 Read: 1066 Everyone loves humour and having a good laugh.
Just open this book whenever you feel a pick-me-up is needed or simply want a good laugh. The jokes are slanted towards open-minded adults and are not suitable for children. There are nineteen chapters in the book - each one discusses a humourous segment of society. Belly Laughs for All!
Is an absolute must for anyone who wants to lighten up and have some fun. If you enjoy this book, please be sure to look at Volumes 1, 2, 3 and 4 as well. Author: Sky Pony Editors ISBN: 990 Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction File Size: 78.17 MB Format: PDF, Kindle Download: 240 Read: 326 A pun book that will certainly inspire belly laughs Full of corny jokes and clean jokes for kids A Sky Pony Press book Test your wits and your patience with this collection of unbelievably hilarious riddles. This clean joke book for adults and kids is full of delightful fun! Designed to meet the needs of millions of children constantly hungry for joke books, and for parents who look for pun jokes and riddle books for kids, this collection has 350 hilarious puns and riddles for kids. It is complemented by clever and witty line drawings made by the talented illustrator Bethany Straker.
Belly Laugh Riddles and Puns for Kids is ideal for long car rides and rainy days with kids ages five and up. This delightful book will certainly bring laughter and fun into your home! Remember to press the “Duh!” button on the front cover for extra laughs! Category: Juvenile Nonfiction.
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